I think we're at that point in the relationship where the next natural step would be to devour each other's genitals Did ...

“Where have you been- I’ve been here for fifteen minutes.” “ELVIS!!!” “White trash.” “That’s where I been. With Elvis.” “You ...

.x Dear Dad, How are you? I am good. Remember that serial killer that’s been slaughtering everyone in the city for the last three years?...