.Can’t we leave some children behind?
I employ a strobe light during sex… to give the illusion of motion
What do you mean your granddaughter is unavailable?
A hand ain't nothin' but five fingers and a thumb
Will you marry me if I keep asking you?
Casserole is the dark secret of suburbia
How many people do I have to kill for it to qualify as a spree?
I'd like to hear from the urine-stained vagrant
Why is my wife so threatened by my Brazilian mistress?
Cold pizza is like fucking a corpse I’ve been told
Breakfast in the morning is such a cliché
May I speak to your other granddaughter please?
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