Top Ten Comments Overheard In China


10. “One more time: are dragons real or what?”

9. “Somebody stole the Golden Child!”

8. “Which one of us is me?”

7. “I solved pi again last night”

6. “You wanna give me a hand with this finger-trap?”

5. “Never let the Westerners know we can read binary”

4. “One billion people but none of us can drive”

3. “This Communism thing is a blast!”

2. “The lasers are blinding the children”

1. “’Eggroll?!?’ You’re a cliché, man!”

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