Can’t we leave some children behind?

I employ a strobe light during sex… to give the illusion of motion

What do you mean your granddaughter is unavailable?

A hand ain't nothin' but five fingers and a thumb

Will you marry me if I keep asking you?

Casserole is the dark secret of suburbia

How many people do I have to kill for it to qualify as a spree?

I'd like to hear from the urine-stained vagrant

Why is my wife so threatened by my Brazilian mistress?


Cold pizza is like fucking a corpse I’ve been told

Breakfast in the morning is such a cliché

May I speak to your other granddaughter please?


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