On the sixth day of Christmas my
true love gave to me: blistering gonorrhea
Holiday Tip #405: Christmas
Carolers don't seem to like being greeted at the door with a boiling pan of
olive oil
Frosty just doesn’t look right since the gastric bypass...
Candy Canes are perfect for those
hard-to-reach places
...but he was no longer just a
cow, he was now The Cow That Saved Christmas. The End.
Good news for jealous Jews:
Christmas has been cancelled!
Shame on you, Santa Claus, for raping my daughter yet again
Christmas: When Jesus came back from the dead to turn water
into eggnog
And though it’s been said many times, many ways, I need you
to back your Kia off of my granddaughter
I’ve been kind of a Grinch since
I woke up to find Santa’s charred corpse in the chimney
Shitneck’s heartfelt speech filled us all with the true
spirit of Christmas
Bad News: That wasn’t figgy
pudding
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