Stop looking at my crotch, ladies- my eyes are up here
I move once a week just to piss off my mailman
Testicles grow back, right?
Figure-skating would be much more interesting if the audience
was armed with hunting rifles
Tsunamis are devastating, but you’ll never boogie board
better
Duck sex is surprisingly provocative
If I wanted my heart warmed I’d buy a blowtorch
The early bird gets the worm… and McMuffin diarrhea
July’s lemonade tastes like April’s Tang
If dentists have the highest suicide rate how come mine is
still alive?
Wild weekends start with magic markers
A part of me wants to make love to you... the penis part
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