Wonderings


I think we're at that point in the relationship where the next natural step would be to devour each other's genitals






Did You Know? Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't shit






Spent the weekend teaching my dog to say awesome




This town has been coconuts since the prison break



Virtual Reality really seems to have stalled at the "giant helmet" stage






The nuns call me Soulpatch




Just ate my weight in Combos… please dial 911








You can judge the awkward at a birthday party by the number of candle jokes









Get this- the upstairs butler thinks I'm spoiled!




Parents of America, please relax: Your missing children were probably just raped and murdered










The clitoris is a myth, right?



 

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