Dad Check Your Email

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Dad, check your email :)

Hey Dad, it's me again- would you check your email?

 

Dad? It's me again for the second time. Did you check your e-mail since the last time I sent you an e-mail about checking your e-mail? Asking for Aunt Stephanie who wants you to call her.

Hey, Dad, I got a blank email from you. Did you send this email on purpose? I read it three times- no letters or words- just a link at the bottom to Yahoo! Mail. Were you trying to tell me something about Yahoo! Mail? Because I know it already. I have the Yahoo! Mail. That’s how I’m writing you this email

Dad, those emails about transferring money to the deposed African king are a bogus. Do not send anymore money or food. 

Dad, did you get that email I sent with the article about high-blood pressure? I know you have it. High blood pressure, not the email. That's why I'm asking. About the email. (Not the high blood-pressure) 

Dad, just an email to tell you to check your email. I'm sending you an email that will explain how to use your email account. Please send an email to confirm. Unless you got the first email. (In which case disregard this email because you probably haven’t read it yet anyway) 

Dad, those emails? Those emails from doctors? The doctors selling pills at discount rates? Those are bad emails.

Hey, Dad: just an email to tell you about this new email education program for seniors. I think it's called the Email Education Program for Seniors. They meet every week and teach email education. To seniors. Would this be something you'd be interested in having happen to you? Please email me back.

Hey Dad, just texting you to remind you to check your email. Don't text me back that's a different. 

Hey Dad, got an email from you advertising adult websites. I think your account has been hacked. I'm emailing you instructions on how to reset your password.

Dad, you haven’t responded to none of the emails I sent since the first email I sent (which was a long time ago if memory serves.) Is your computer doing the blue thing? Do you want me or Jamie to stop by and untangle the mouse again? Please email me at your earliest convenience.