Deluxe Plush Pig Costume
- Who is there?
It’s you! Dressed as a pig for some reason!
Surprise your spouse or traumatize your child with this two-piece porker pullover! Ideal for ice cream socials, spaghetti dinners, hysterectomies, bar mitzvahs and more! Sneak up on loved ones and eat their food without permission! Creep up on your co-workers and eat their food without permission! Liven up a funeral and cheer up your deceased loved ones- without permission!
Everybody loves a sweaty person pretending to be a greasy pig, and as long as you're in this costume your reasons are your own. (Not recommended for Halloween) E-mail me for instructions on adult use and bedroom play. Fast delivery, check my feedback and good luck!
Starting bid: $49.99
Vintage Dental Tools
Tired of the convenience and painlessness of modern dentistry? Why not make a bid on these vintage instruments and do your own dental work the way it was meant to be done: by an unlicensed amateur in a non-sterile environment!
These stainless-steel surgical-quality hooks, probes and picks are a wonderful way to pass a Sunday afternoon or to give your children the best dental attention available.
Want to meet women? "You have a cavity in your upper bicuspid" is a great conversation starter! Daily scrapings keep gingivitis at bay and help your spouse come clean over past infidelities… these razor-sharp tools kept my marriage together for forty years! Swish and spit most likely.
Starting bid: $19.99
These stainless-steel surgical-quality hooks, probes and picks are a wonderful way to pass a Sunday afternoon or to give your children the best dental attention available.
Want to meet women? "You have a cavity in your upper bicuspid" is a great conversation starter! Daily scrapings keep gingivitis at bay and help your spouse come clean over past infidelities… these razor-sharp tools kept my marriage together for forty years! Swish and spit most likely.
Starting bid: $19.99
Zuni Fetish Doll – Killed My Husband & Daughter
Is this hand-made Zuni fetish doll from the Jamaican Islands cursed and responsible for the gnarly deaths of my husband and three year-old daughter? Yes. But that’s no reason you shouldn’t bring it into your home, introduce it to your children, and allow it to destroy your life one grisly corpse at a time!
Zuni requires midnight buttermilk feedings and daily feline sacrifices to keep her from eating human spleen, but I don't think even following the rules could hold off the bloodlust- she likes to make things dead! Comes complete with her own hair brush & travel case for bringing terror to the those long-distance relatives! No refunds.
Starting bid: $376.00
100% Kraft Parmesan Cheese Lot of 12 (1 Case) 8oz Each
Sweet, salty snowflake
Grated cheese pasta only
Enjoyable good
Expiration date determined by autistic children on a cola rush- check my other auctions & good luck!
Starting bid: $99.99
You're an odd cookie, Bryan Liberty. :) I moved my blog to my own site. I miss our online banter.
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