Tough Lunches of the 21st Century (Blackmail)

Date: August 11, 2008
Location: My house

This was the lunch in which my two sons Squeemy & Ellis informed me that they wanted seventy-five thousand dollars in small unmarked bills or they would let “those” photographs go public.

I knew which photographs they meant.

I pled for some type of leniency as they ate their grilled salami sandwiches & microwave fish sticks, but the boys had made up their mind and refused to negotiate. I paid them off but I got even: I sent them to bed without Fig Newtons.

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