The Lost Shopping List of Alfredo Montenegro


The last known writings of the Spanish Poet (1908-2011)

Things What I Need:

- dedbread (large loaf)

- manchovies

- 1 cup tootpaste

- boatmeal

- crabgrab

- tomorrow juice

- meatfood salad

- white say in the jar

- asscracker

- chilkin bingo

- 3 pint sugar day

- beef egg

- angryfruit

- non-salami

- spoonjuff



1 comment:

  1. This is very funny but all too true of people born in foreign countries who never quite mastered English grammar and spelling. Your article reminded me instantly of a comment the daughter of a Portuguese friend of mine said,how her mother makes shopping lists similiar to this one!