The last known writings of the Spanish Poet (1908-2011)
Things What I Need:
- dedbread (large loaf)
- manchovies
- 1 cup tootpaste
- boatmeal
- crabgrab
- tomorrow juice
- meatfood salad
- white say in the jar
- asscracker
- chilkin bingo
- 3 pint sugar day
- beef egg
- angryfruit
- non-salami
- spoonjuff
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This is very funny but all too true of people born in foreign countries who never quite mastered English grammar and spelling. Your article reminded me instantly of a comment the daughter of a Portuguese friend of mine said,how her mother makes shopping lists similiar to this one!
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