Have you seen my daughter's impression of a coked-up prostitute?
Vengeance is mine, but occasionally I loan it to my neighbor
If a tree falls in the woods and I don't give a shit can I go home now?
Fungus views my underwear as its summer home
Heads up: The bib is coming back in a big way
Shame on you, Santa Claus, for raping my daughter yet again
I always take a lethal dump before the plumber comes, just to get my money's worth
It's official: Puerto Rican teens still give the world's fastest handjobs
Church helps me see things from Satan's point of view
If my wife can take a hot dog in two bites why is fellatio such a baffling ordeal?
Ugly people of my neighborhood: please seek alternate housing!
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