I'm not afraid of puppets anymore, and if my wife tells you any differently then that bitch is just a filthy liar
Childhood was a breeze, what with Papa’s weakness for Mexican snatch
Avoid Everything Bagels, because they really do lead to the harder stuff
Excuse me, but are you the woman they call the Human Dumpster?
I have climbed the mountain, and the view from the top is just as pathetic as I thought it would be
My son Lousy has low self-esteem for some reason
The best thing about blacking out is
I have no problem with gays in the military but I agree they should be banned from deep-space exploration
Everything you do is zen- except that
Guilty, Your Honor, but it’s a great story…
‘Nana’s medication’ is not a food group
Somedays I feel like the last dyslexic in Alphabet City
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