You can fool some of the people all of the time but oral sex is still surprisingly expensive
Pine-Sol is ideal for sprucing up a crime scene
I misspoke earlier: Mom didn't explode... she was vaporized
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? That son of a bitch stole my Mazda
I stand for the National Anthem, but I always lean to one side
That's odd... fangs don't usually develop until the onset of menopause
Stuck in the house with you on this rainy day makes me want to review our marriage contract with a fine-tooth comb
If grease is the word what am I gonna do with all this Vaseline?
Will eat for food
If Mary Poppins was my nanny I would bang her till the magic comes out
Don't listen to the salesmen: poo is no substitute for plop
Somewhere, over the rainbow, a Mexican fellow is stealing his first motorcycle
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