You know you're facing jail time when the surprise witness turns out to be a blind man
I know you girls are twins but would it be possible for me to date you as a unit?
#7. Sex On A Submarine (Hey, it's MY bucket list...)
As the bullies beat me into oblivion I used my last breath to curse that bastard Mr. Miyagi
If you run into the obese drooling bald woman who stole my microwave just tell her it’s all good...