Can’t we leave some
children behind?
Luckily I got one of those prisons where they let you keep
your harmonica
Did You Know? Gynecologists eat their roast beef sandwiches
vertically
You say you don't laugh when the figure skater falls... I'm
gonna have to call bullshit
No woman has ever cried out the name "Willoughby" in a fit of sexual bliss
Masturbation is like exercise with a prize inside
How was I supposed to know the waiter was named Fettucine?
The great thing about "Three's Company" is that
they could no longer give each other cervical cancer
Dating a blind woman… well, she doesn’t know it yet
True love is hard to find so let's make
Miracle Whip in the Men's Room
Five bucks says I can trick this retardate into cleaning my
aquarium
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