Caught my grandmother masturbating… obviously I’ll have to kill us both

The Lord works in hilarious ways

Just boiled my dog and ate him. And I wasn't even hungry

I accuse my parents

Was Mr. Rogers the world's first tele-pedophile?

I’m in such a good mood today I might even aim for the bowl

Currently messing with Texas...

Luckily for me, “Nymphomaniac” is too long to fit on my daughter’s license plate

Surprisingly, Edward Scissorhands is a very gentle lover

The only mail I ever get is bills and poison cupcakes from the neighborhood kids

Why do you think this guy holding us at gunpoint is forcing us to dig a grave?

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